Tumblr Mouse Cursors
My Sweet Nothings





garbidge:

garbidge:

(Source: cool-edge)


umplify:

stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed


jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 


mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

(Source: iraffiruse)


nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich


crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?


deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me



actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal)


dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

(Source: vinebox)


(Source: chespin)


(Source: porndirector)


muffindess:


Genetically modified flowers glow in the dark

Australian company Bioconst has released a line of genetically modified fluorescent flowers that produce a protein that glow when exposed to a proprietary UV LED

muffindess:

Genetically modified flowers glow in the dark

Australian company Bioconst has released a line of genetically modified fluorescent flowers that produce a protein that glow when exposed to a proprietary UV LED